Tonight's Soup du Jour
Hang on a minute! Large quantities of vegetables that haven't been totally murdered... what's going on?
Dessert. I knew it couldn't last! Fortunately before I could eat this fine fare my friend Sam dropped by with a takeaway smoked salmon salad from Mr Antony Worrall-Thompson's restaurant in Windsor.
It was hideous. I don't know how I managed to force it down, or the sticky toffee pudding that followed it. It's time old Wozza came here and learned how to cook properly.