Okay... this is my last meal before tomorrow’s ordeal. I would have thought a condemned man might have been able to choose something a bit special like a juicy steak, guinea fowl or humming bird tongues in aspic, but it in the NHS it appears not. Mind you, this is one place where you’re actually grateful for having the sign 'Nil By Mouth' pinned above your bed!
Cream of vegetable.soup. Where’s the cream or the vegetables?
Main course... no prize for guessing that one
God knows what’s hiding under that uranium enriched custard