Cream of vegetable soup... I'm not kidding! There appears to be no cream and no vegetables. Bit of a miracle really
Sausage hotpot and potato wedges... they're chips, aren't they?
A high-fat, emulsified, offal tube... otherwise known as cylinder-shaped, sausage-flavoured bread
Last night I lamented the missing teaspoon for desserts. Look what's happened! A teaspoon has appeared. I no longer have to eat my dessert with a spoon that tastes of soup. Now that's the power of the internet.