Mushroom soup! Don't make me laugh. There's only one type of fungus this soup has seen
I was so excited about going home tomorrow that I was sick
Only joking. It's broccoli in cheese sauce with wet vegetables
A GP friend of mine (Hi Jane) thinks the NHS custard lake is there to keep old people hydrated. Old people may not drink water but they lap up custard like a cat
Beneath the custard lie cherries... apparently
Someone fetch an archeologist... now!