tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post7067975263768388780..comments2024-03-27T07:01:15.849+00:00Comments on Notes from a hospital bed: Turner prize chumpsTraction Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14130413914192627361noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-17402890224929611322009-11-08T16:43:15.595+00:002009-11-08T16:43:15.595+00:00Taking The Pea, surely?Taking The Pea, surely?Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15436653419185638854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-29529468737039334992009-10-07T07:39:25.299+01:002009-10-07T07:39:25.299+01:00Maybe even "The Lost suppers!" Lost som...Maybe even "The Lost suppers!" Lost somewhere between the farm and ward. Recreated and hey prestoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-46022706641473482192009-10-07T00:25:06.518+01:002009-10-07T00:25:06.518+01:00what about National Health Scurvey - surely, unles...what about National Health Scurvey - surely, unless you are taking vitamin supplements you must be borderline suffering from this now on account of the fact that all your food has had any of these boiled and cook chilled out of them....bonnienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-24283570400647980022009-10-06T21:47:43.588+01:002009-10-06T21:47:43.588+01:00TM... how about the title " SSDD " ( sa...TM... how about the title " SSDD " ( same shit different day ) ?<br /><br />Ness..xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-18135171319294461522009-10-06T20:23:54.306+01:002009-10-06T20:23:54.306+01:00How about: Isn't it tempting .... to take the ...How about: Isn't it tempting .... to take the Peas out of the NHS?Gloria Smuddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02037782767371934289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-75121610574834531682009-10-06T16:54:21.695+01:002009-10-06T16:54:21.695+01:00Some brilliant suggestions. Maybe we should have a...Some brilliant suggestions. Maybe we should have a poll.Traction Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14130413914192627361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-78698988667386440772009-10-06T16:47:16.247+01:002009-10-06T16:47:16.247+01:00Or . .. ... Return to Sender.
Did you see this re...Or . .. ... Return to Sender.<br /><br />Did you see this report today TM, such quality photographs ;o) <br /><br />http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218248/Newlyweds-win-court-battle-1-500-wedding-photographer-shoddy-pictures-include-missing-heads-car-close-ups.html<br /><br />LansdownerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-40082724723215307472009-10-06T15:00:49.590+01:002009-10-06T15:00:49.590+01:00What about calling it 'Melange of blancmange -...What about calling it 'Melange of blancmange - mange tout'.<br /><br />This is from clangie of Perth, Western AustraliaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-61419962502881111082009-10-06T14:57:13.160+01:002009-10-06T14:57:13.160+01:00Contempory Realisation Art Performed Flat Out On D...Contempory Realisation Art Performed Flat Out On Dinnerplates <br /><br />Shorten to C.R.A.P F.O.O.D - <br />Sure to be a show winner if a pissy bed and inside out house can win!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-19215170062401854402009-10-06T14:42:37.270+01:002009-10-06T14:42:37.270+01:00What about 'Sick'? Simple and to the point...What about 'Sick'? Simple and to the point. No! Not pretentious enough.<br />How about 'Upwardly mobile' then? Or 'Projectile vegetables'?Pooh stickshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08707272731354971930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-88865936661100789482009-10-06T14:03:05.421+01:002009-10-06T14:03:05.421+01:00the Conservatives are holding their annual confere...the Conservatives are holding their annual conference in Manchester. <br /><br />See absolutely useless speech on NHS: <br /><br />http://www.epolitix.com/latestnews/article-detail/newsarticle/andrew-lansley-speech-on-the-nhs/<br /><br />No wonder nothing is happening. The English style of politics in general is much head-waving without any content.<br /><br />The first thing to change is to stop paying a lot of money to managers and heads of schools and hospitals. If they are motivated, they will do the job. Any high pay will not help them to do it better. It will just take away the funds needed to better the services.Veggienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-89822085816457741402009-10-06T13:40:26.710+01:002009-10-06T13:40:26.710+01:00... or you could try Food for Thought.... or you could try Food for Thought.Kirsten Elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16991968577100688766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-43639521530906785182009-10-06T13:39:36.672+01:002009-10-06T13:39:36.672+01:00Since Tracy Emin just called her art-work(!) My Be...Since Tracy Emin just called her art-work(!) My Bed, how about My Food? Simple and to the point, and capable of all sorts of deep meanings for the intellectually-inclined.Kirsten Elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16991968577100688766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-59408471418996927582009-10-06T13:38:44.677+01:002009-10-06T13:38:44.677+01:00If elephant dung paintings can win then so can NHS...If elephant dung paintings can win then so can NHS food! It's not going to win a culinary prize after all so go for it. Sadly I can't think of any smart names for it but I'll come back if I do.impoftheyardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06809983969842330840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-3850539473973746042009-10-06T13:18:55.272+01:002009-10-06T13:18:55.272+01:00Oh I love this, exactly my thoughts TM, from the s...Oh I love this, exactly my thoughts TM, from the sublime to the absolutely ridiculous, Emin's bed has to be the worst surely.<br /><br />Hang on to those food pictures, who knows, you could be the Turner prize winner next year, mind you, they could be too classy for this competition.Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11689068006786764333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-43074793103281540212009-10-06T12:59:19.616+01:002009-10-06T12:59:19.616+01:00How about Desperation Diet?
I have to smile at so...How about Desperation Diet?<br /><br />I have to smile at some of the adverts which pop up on the blog page - today I spotted one for dieting and one for bariatric beds - somehow I can't see you needing either Traction Man!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-72829450638843695002009-10-06T12:56:24.760+01:002009-10-06T12:56:24.760+01:00Regurgi-Taters?Regurgi-Taters?Tuonelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03204662879792041735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-73111670656955182362009-10-06T11:45:51.635+01:002009-10-06T11:45:51.635+01:00i keep picturing the scene from Clockwork Orange w...i keep picturing the scene from Clockwork Orange where Stanley has his eyes pinned open while forced to watch horrifying images. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/clockworkorange_big.html Your entry could be a re-enactment of that scene using a hospital manager in traction, forced to watch the movie screen sized photos of your hospital meals on endless repeat. Would win you the prize and give you a great deal of satisfaction. Best title I can come up with Ït's Not Food, It's Orange". <br /><br />Take care Mr TM<br /><br />MichAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-33133267070209268912009-10-06T10:58:25.012+01:002009-10-06T10:58:25.012+01:00The cruelest form of medicine is quite catchy
or ...The cruelest form of medicine is quite catchy<br /><br />or <br /><br />Please sir, 'Can I have No More!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-17496238573873908422009-10-06T10:56:19.284+01:002009-10-06T10:56:19.284+01:00Turner Prize.... more like TURN YOUR STOMACH PRIZE...Turner Prize.... more like TURN YOUR STOMACH PRIZEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-37816743890366569792009-10-06T10:28:46.274+01:002009-10-06T10:28:46.274+01:00Turner Prize?
Emperor and clothes come to mind.Turner Prize?<br /> Emperor and clothes come to mind.geraldgeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17254363064689282307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-61646041669795481772009-10-06T10:09:15.205+01:002009-10-06T10:09:15.205+01:00I second the title "Permutations".. it s...I second the title "Permutations".. it sounds highly myterious. You could then employ a jobless chef to wear the costume of a mad hare (out of Alice in Wonderland) and explain the installation to a photography of Beuys displayed in a silver gilded encasement. How do you like that? Best wishes from Styria - it's supposed to get very hot today, 27 or 28° Celsius. BarbaraAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-22730063122710031962009-10-06T09:47:13.136+01:002009-10-06T09:47:13.136+01:00"N.H.S :The Endless Cycle Of Life And Death A..."N.H.S :The Endless Cycle Of Life And Death At £1.57 Per Day"<br /><br />ALan DouglasAlan Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071898364060640779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-63456864136082082882009-10-06T09:21:16.522+01:002009-10-06T09:21:16.522+01:00Good morning TM
Turner Prize - why not? or as Ge...Good morning TM<br /><br />Turner Prize - why not? or as George Clooney says "what else"?<br /><br />Like the idea of a t-shirt - how about place mats and fridge magnets - good for those on a diet??? One look at that and the idea of a tempting late night snack would be out of the window.<br /><br />Going to Selfridges later in the rain - let me know what virtual lunch you would like!<br /><br />Best regards Cats' MotherSarah - Londonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3835152205968344114.post-69505699890718113882009-10-06T09:18:34.793+01:002009-10-06T09:18:34.793+01:00'Breakfast on the Night Train to Jeddah.''Breakfast on the Night Train to Jeddah.'Ladybird World Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04410236464722005178noreply@blogger.com